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Upon being told he was hugely popular in Austria: -
"Where's Austria?"
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After being asked if it was problem not being able to sing in German: -
"No, they all speak English. We won the war."
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Refering to his gig on The Berlin Wall: -
"It was like Woodstock!!!"
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A rare moment of truth: -
"I played soccer arenas in Portugal. It was a joke."
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After the Berlin Wall gig, Hasselhoff proceeded to attack the wall with a hammer to get some mementos: -
"I gave it to my crew on Baywatch with a plaque that said, "A little piece of freedom from David Hasselhoff.""
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After being asked if women threw their undies at him in Europe, bizarrely: -
"I've got kids, and I highly publicize that."
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Upon being asked what it was like performing in Europe: -
"I was like the Spice Girls."
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Commenting on training with a professional opera singer: -
"I've got an incredible range. She was blown away."
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The humble beginning of his 'singing' career: -
"I was just the Knight Rider. But once they called me and said, "We'd like you to sing." I said, "Only if I can sing on the Berlin Wall." "
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Lying about his virtually unwatched one-off TV concert, 'David Hasselhoff and His Baywatch Friends': -
"The audience had given us a standing ovation and it was incredible. "
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Why his parties are complete non-starters: -
"They had a party for me afterward, and everyone was just watching television. I was watching too."
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On the people of Chile: -
"These people love David Hasselhoff. They love Knight Rider."
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When quizzed about his home-life: -
"There are Germans in my trees"
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Retorting to the insinuation that he only has 'a couple' of platinum albums: -
"I've got 40. Forty gold and platinum albums. Not a couple.Come to my house and count them."
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Suggesting that he may actually be God: -
"I once met a girl who was in a coma, and she looked over at me and said, "Danke." The doctors flipped out. They said, "this girl hasn't spoken. She's basically about to die." But she lived. The doctors said she had had no reason to live, but because the Knight Rider came in out of nowhere, she gained the will to live."
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